Rude Dude’s Book of Food: Stories Behind Some of the Crazy-Cool Stuff We Eat – A Review

Tim J. Myers, author, storyteller, poet, and lecturer at Santa Clara University recently published Rude Dude’s Book of Food: Stories Behind Some of the Crazy-Cool Stuff We Rude DudeEat. This is a nonfiction read for kids of all ages, specifically targeted at middle graders. The book comes complete with lesson suggestions for teachers and a clearly-stated section on “How Rude Dude’s Book of Food Meets Common Core Standards.”

History, geography, cultural diversity, and more come alive as Tim Myers traces the origins and story of hamburgers, chocolate, and noodles of all things! This book is a wild read full of facts you never knew about the foods we eat. Had you heard that Mongols tenderized a slab of meat by riding around with it under their saddle all day? Did you know that cheese, loved by Americans, is considered “the putrefied mucous discharge of an animal’s guts” by people in a certain faraway land? Well, foods we think are strange are enjoyed by people of other cultures, like snails, for instance. Of course, there are items that delight just about everyone the world over, think chocolate. The history of those cacao beans will amaze you! This book invites the reader to widen horizons and go along for the ride as foods travel across oceans and around the globe.

Jess Smart Smiley, talented artist and author, illustrated the Rude Dude’s Book of Food with crazy, fun line drawings that compliment the text, like meatballs with spaghetti, and give the facts visual impact. Learning was never so much fun!

Tim Myers has been interviewed many times. Check out this YouTube interview to meet the author and hear his view on children’s literature. Mr. Myers has 12 children’s books out with several new ones due soon.  He has received great reviews from Kirkus, Booklist, and SLJ, the SCBWI Magazine Merit Award for Fiction, an Anne Izard Storytellers’ Choice Award, Nick Jr. Magazine “Best Book of the Year,” made the New York Times bestseller list for children’s books, and had one of his books chosen as a Smithsonian Notable Children’s Book, among many other honors.  Kudos with oodles of noodles!

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Computer Woes

As I wrote to an author whose book I’d promised to read and review, my computer delayed my good intentions. It died a slow death recently. My husband and I spent more hours and days than I care to remember on the phone with tech support until finally, the computer went kaput–completely–and they figured out that it was truly dead. By then, I was running around the block pulling my hair out because I had become a crazy woman. The support folks sent a new hard drive, a technician arrived a few days later, and in five minutes he installed the new part. My husband then reloaded all of my programs and documents. I spent days trying to find things in my computer that moved to a new location for unknown reasons. I’m back on track now and will continue my book review posts each Friday. I wish you all computers that operate with no hitches, hiccups, or death throes!

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Secondhand Charm – A Review

Do we all have magic within us and dreams beyond the possibly mundane expectations of others? Evelyn knew nothing of the special powers she’d inherited from her deceased parents but she did know that she had a gift for healing. She wanted to pursue studies at the university to become a physician. Secondhand CharmShe was from a small town, without resources, but when the king visited for a festival, she was honored for her scholarship and granted her wish. The road to the university city was fraught with dangers though: highwaymen, thieves, murderers, and then a ship that capsized. More treacherous yet, was the friendship of a woman who shared her hidden powers. The path to our dreams is not smooth but learning from experiences, even missteps and mistakes, can prepare us for following that inner urge to become our best selves. Evie discovered intrigue, romance, adventure and courage on her journey. Secondhand Charm is an earlier book by the talented, award-winning author of All the Truth that’s In MeJulie Berry.

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The Orchestra Pit – A Review

Orchestra PitI’ve never been fond of snakes, but the long, green, polka-dotted snake that slithers through The Orchestra Pit made me think twice about my previous aversion. He’s actually rather sweet. Alas, the story opens with a problem, as stories often do. Snake has a feeling he’s in the wrong pit. Did you ever have a feeling in the pit of your stomach that something wasn’t right? You’ll instantly identify with snake. He’s in the orchestra pit, where he doesn’t exactly belong. But then again, as long as he’s there, he might as well look around. In the most creative way, snake introduces us to the different instruments in the various sections of the orchestra as he winds his way around. Of course, he’s spotted (pun intended) and has to hide. When the conductor arrives and the players tune up, the racket sends snake heading for home. Lo and behold, the zoo is next door and so, snake finds his own true snake pit. Three cheers, or toots, to author-illustrator, Johanna Wright! Everyone will love snake and his story, but music teachers might want to take a look at this excellent picture book!

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Death by Toilet Paper – A Review

Donna Gephart has done it again! Every one of her middle grade novels are great reads Death by Toilet Paperand this one is no exception! Death by Toilet Paper, also gets the prize for Best Title, (according to me). How could a kid not pick up this book? And it only gets better once the story starts.

Donna won the prestigious Sid Fleischman Humor Award for her first book, and humor is a hallmark of her writing, but this tale has very serious issues as well. The main character, Ben, lost his father recently, after a terrible struggle with cancer. Now his mother tries to hold down a low-paying waitress job while she studies for an accounting degree. There’s little food on the table, they have to buy the cheapest, most awful toilet paper, and the rent is overdue, in fact, they face eviction.

Ben, a whiz at winning slogan contests, enters them almost daily. He’s won lots of prizes, but desperately needs to win a grand prize cash award if he’s going to save the day. Since nothing like that ever arrives in his mailbox, he tries selling candy at school. Though he’s successful as an entrepreneur, his business gets him into trouble, and then even worse trouble when a bully attacks him and steals the money.

Though down, he’s not out. Ben and his best friend, Toothpick, decide to enter a costume contest. Ben makes a wedding dress out of toilet paper and Zeyde, his grandfather, volunteers to wear it for the contest. With hairy arms and legs, even hairy ears, Zeyde is the perfect model. To top it all off, Toothpick uses his talent with horror-type make-up and gags to give the “bride” an exposed jaw and brain (on his bald head). After all, the contest is sponsored by the Mutter Museum, a medical museum with plenty of exhibits to challenge the faint of heart. Will Zeyde, who is showing early signs of dementia, have a good day and be able to make it through the judging? Will they win the grand prize? Will Mom pass her accounting exam? Will they be able to stay in their apartment, the only home Ben remembers, the one filled with memories of his dad?

This book will touch many emotions as it brings us a family dealing with issues faced by many of today’s kids: loss of / separation from a parent, memory-loss in a beloved grandparent, poverty, homelessness. It’s real. It’s genuine. And yet it’s funny. A book to be read, characters to be remembered, a story with an abundance of love.

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All Four Stars – A Review

All Four StarsTara Dairman is a world traveler, playwright, and author of the terrific middle grade novel: All Four Stars. In this book, (written, according to Ms. Dairman’s website, “in a mall in Brazil, a guesthouse in Morocco, and coffeehouses in Argentina, Cameroon, Gabon, and Tanzania”) eleven-year-old Gladys Gatsby, hands in a sixth-grade writing contest assignment, on something she is passionate about, that changes her life.

Her passion is food. Her parents are the world’s worst cooks, so Gladys buys her own groceries, prepares delectable dishes for herself, and hides the evidence before her parents come home from work each day. That is, until she uses her dad’s blow torch to put the finishing touches on her crème brûlée and sets the kitchen curtains on fire–just as her parents walk in. Banned from the kitchen for six months, Gladys focuses on her true passion. She wants to be a restaurant critic for the New York Standard. And that’s what her contest writing assignment was about. Unbeknownst to Gladys, her entry went astray, mistaken for an application to be a food critic. The woman in charge of that section of the newspaper invites G. Gatsby to send in a review for consideration. But how will Gladys get to New York City to critique a restaurant–without her parents knowing? Don’t miss the fun!

All Four Stars is receiving many positive reviews. I wager that awards will follow. Also following, a sequel is already in the works!

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Manuscript Similarities

I was at a writing workshop once with a woman who had been working on a picture book manuscript for years. She was a full-time professor at a university, if I remember correctly. Her manuscript was a biography of a famous person, but from a point of view that was unique. At least, I thought it was unique. A couple of years later, a book from that exact perspective, on that same individual, was published. My heart sank for the woman I’d met at the workshop. Recently, no less than four of my manuscript ideas / premises have been successfully published by other authors. quill-and-candle-1.jpgI’ve worked on my manuscripts with a writing coach and then a writing mentor, taken them to critique groups, had them critiqued by professionals at SCBWI conferences, and revised, revised, revised. They finally felt polished and ready, so I’ve begun the process of sending them out to agents and publishers. And then, in Horn Book or in our library children’s literature e-newsletter, or on blog posts, I’ve come across books recently published that, at first glance, are my stories. Each time, my breath caught between a gasp and a sob and my heart broke. — Then, I got back to work. I went to the library and checked out the books, one by one. Yes. There are similarities, but more differences. Each author took the story down sundry paths but not the paths I had chosen. The stories share some similarities, but are not at all the same. Will an agent or publisher give my manuscripts a long enough look, a chance? After all, I’ve often heard that there are only so many stories, so we need to find a fresh angle, a quirky character, an original, imaginative take on the theme. I think I have. So off the manuscripts go, with love and hope. Congratulations to the authors who have succeeded!

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